Zach Puchtel

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Dear Hollywood Directors

Posted: 06/25/2012 11:19 am

You are the writers of the future, well, technically the directors, but you make the writer's visions come to life on the big screen.

With great power comes great responsibility -- quote whomever you please on this, you understand it.

You reach millions of minds with the images you choose to place in your movies, and there is one place where I think you should be much more conscious about your decisions.

Now, don't get me wrong, I fully understand that the goal of most of you is to make as much money as possible. For those of you who care about influencing people in a positive manner as well, please continue.

(Assumption: Life on other planets may exist, and if indeed it does, their technology is inevitably vastly superior to our own.)

Terminator, Independence Day, Aliens, Signs and most recently Prometheus, along with countless others have all portrayed aliens as creatures that want to destroy humanity. Actually, next to ET, there hasn't been a single serious mainstream picture about life outside Earth that doesn't want to destroy us. (Thank you, Steven.)

At surface level, you're right, who cares?

They might not exist, they might. We really have no hard proof right now, so it's not worth arguing over. It is, however, fun to hypothesize...

Soooo... if they do exist and come here when we fully expect them to be hostile, some crazy extremist in the Middle East is going to launch a nuke at them before we even have a chance to make actual contact. Now, they most likely have the technology to freeze a nuke in its path, isolate the sender, differentiate him and all the other crazies from the general population with a personality-analyzation probe, and move on with talking to the rational ones among us. However, there is a chance they might take offense to the nuke and kill us all, ruining our chance to become intergalactic players!

We have more than enough things to be scared of today, and we do a great job making sure that everyone is aware of what's going south. The economy is going to collapse! I'll never have a job! Nuclear fallout in Japan! Global warming!

Why do we need to throw in aliens? Why can't we give them the benefit of the doubt, and assume that they'll be nice and help us evolve? Truth is we don't really have a choice. Similar to how quickly robots would wipe us out if they had that prerogative, a species that has conquered interstellar travel most likely would have no trouble flipping us upside down with a single button.

Back to my point, directors: you guys need to stop scaring the people. Aliens are not going to kill us, and if they are, nothing we can do, so why incite fear that's paralyzing and misleading until then? You give people nightmares, stop it. Bad directors!

Create something beautiful that inspires a child to want to go into space, not fear that black goo will attack them and turn them into seven different species of alien/worm/octopus... (did anyone see Prometheus?)

Anyway, you're more creative than scary alien bad guys, and it's been played, soooooo played... lalala...

Seinfeld anyone? Yeah, it's been a long week.

 

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littlebrowngirl
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10:05 PM on 06/26/2012
I like the article. I have often wondered about Hollywood's obsession with the evil alien. I also don't understand the interest in aliens to begin with.
07:16 PM on 06/25/2012
Ever seen Close Encounters? Starman? Cocoon? Contact? These are a few more mainstream examples of aliens not out to conquer. I guess "2001" wasn't a serious mainstream film? And where are the "alien Terminators", as a previous poster pointed out?
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OSullivan
01:20 AM on 06/26/2012
Indeed. Not to mention Star Trek is based on the premise that first contact was civil and beneficial to the human race!
06:02 PM on 06/25/2012
There weren't any aliens in Terminator?
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OSullivan
05:57 PM on 06/25/2012
Let's not forget Close Encounters of the Third Kind is another friendly alien film that was pretty mainstream. Also, the entire Star Trek franchise is based upon the premise that the first aliens we meet (the Vulcans) would be friendly. And both Avatar and District 9 turn the tables and feature relatively friendly alien species who we treat unfairly.

Which brings me to Prometheus, which is a little more complicated then your typical alien attack film, since it actually discusses why they would dislike us in the first place. One has to wonder, if aliens arrived on Earth and spent a day or two simply watching how we behave, would they bother to stop and say hello, or squish us and move on?
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seattlejohn449
05:23 PM on 06/25/2012
MORE ALIENS, LESS BASKETBALL! ....grew up on Edgar Rice Burroughs and Ray Harryhausen who widened my horizons...but group sports and public school gymnasiums have traumatized me from early on, branding me being an outsider and geek to being bullied in the locker room which totally, negatively skewed my worldview and adulthood much more than Creature Features ever could
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BlackJAC
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03:10 PM on 06/25/2012
You're aware that even Stephen Hawking has his doubts about the niceness of other alien species with interstellar spaceflight capabilities, right?
01:55 PM on 06/25/2012
Directors? Why are you blaming directors? With few exceptions, directors are not the ones who determine what does or doesn't get made in Hollywood. Ultimately, if you really want to wag your finger at someone, aim it at the average moviegoer. They are the ones who most-heavy influence what types of films get produced. Hollywood reacts to what the most people pay to see. I'm not defending Hollywood, but in the end, they are giving us what we've asked for.

FYI: There are no aliens in the Terminator movies.
12:48 PM on 06/25/2012
I agree wholeheartedly! The day Ray Bradbury passed there was this entire "Inspire a kid, give him a Bradbury book" thing going around. I think it's high time that Hollywood inspires us instead of fearmongering us to death. Then again, it's all about money, so can anyone convince Hollywood that people will pay for a "feel good" alien movie like they did once for E.T. or do Prometheus type box office numbers negate that?