I'm going to repeat this all one last time for effect: Meryl Streep has not won an Oscar since the Oscar ceremony that took place on April 11, 1983. To drive this point not just home, but right smack into your left nostril, here are 25 things that have happened since Meryl Streep last won an Academy Award.
There is apparently going to be a remake of "Police Academy." Right now, there is an alternative universe in which, back in 1984, someone with sense said, "You know, we really don't need a second 'Police Academy' movie." In that alternative universe, it would be fun on a day in which a "Police Academy" remake gets a director, to make a list of what actors that we'd like to see in a "Police Academy" remake. For a few minutes, let's pretend that we're in that alternate universe.