If you're like us and value your sleep, you probably nodded off into your Ambien dreamland before the party started on post-prime time TV. Don't worry; we've got you covered. Here's the best of what happened last night on late night.

Time for another addition of Plizzanet Earth with Snoop Dogg, who stopped by "Jimmy Kimmel Live" to muse on –– what else? An enormous cold-blood seal humping an innocent penguin. It goes without saying that his profound thoughts are not to be missed. Also, why hasn't Animal Planet picked up this show yet?

Kelly Ripa also stopped by "Kimmel," and Jimmy shared a super old-school clip of her chatting about how men and women should alternate paying for dinner. Sigh, a progressive feminist even when rocking an 80s perm and a turtleneck, guys. Also, please prepare yourself for the best dance moves you've ever seen.

Time for a game of Word Sneak on "The Tonight Show!" This week's contestant was comedy legend Martin Short, who had to work random words into a casual conversation with Jimmy Fallon. Our favorites include Bill Paxton, fishsticks, enchiladas and back hair.

Mae Whitman visited "Late Night" (sob, RIP "Parenthood"), and told Seth Meyers that she's made out with not one, not two, but three "Friday Night Lights" cast members. Living the dream, to be honest.

Over on "Late Show," Don Cheadle chatted about the first time he went to The Oscars and was told by some angry paparazzi to "get the f–– out of the way" because Cher and Jack Nicholson were coming through. Honestly, it's a realistic hazard of trying to share the spotlight with Cher.

Finally, Craig Robinson, Clark Duke and Adam Scott teamed up on "Conan" to play a live rendition of the song from Flashdance...only with customized lyrics about "Hot Tub Time Machine 2." It was literally, utterly and completely amazing. And no, those electric guitars are not plugged in.