This weekend, Sylvester Stallone and his A-list team of mercenaries return for "The Expendables 3" (check out the hilarious Unscripted below!), Michael Fassbender goes headless in the eccentric indie comedy "Frank," the TNT TV drama "Dallas" returns for its season-three mid-season premiere on Monday, and "A Young Doctor's Notebook & Other Stories" makes its season-two premiere on Ovation Monday, too.

Weekend Watchlist: 'The Expendables 3,' 'Frank,' 'Dallas,' & More


Also in theaters this weekend:
  • "Let's Be Cops" follows two friends (Damon Wayans Jr., Jake Johnson) struggling through life, but things suddenly change when they dress up as cops for a costume party. With their newfound confidence, they become fake cops.
  • "The Giver" is set in an idyllic community without war, pain, and suffering, where a young boy (Brenton Thwaites) is chosen to learn about the "real" world from an elder (Jeff Bridges). Based on Lowis Lowry's award-winning novel.
  • "The Trip to Italy" follows two men (comedians Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon) as they embark on a road trip around Italy, reviewing six meals as they go.
  • "Life After Beth" is a horror/comedy starring Aubrey Plaza as a recently deceased woman who mysteriously returns from the grave. Slowly, her boyfriend (Dane DeHaan) realizes she didn't exactly come back the same...

Also on TV this weekend:
  • "Katt Williams: Priceless: Afterlife" is a new stand-up comedy special directed by Spike Lee (HBO, 10p ET Saturday).
  • "The Great Food Truck Race" returns for its Season 5 competition (Food, 9p ET Sunday).
  • "Wicked Tuna: North vs. South" pits Northern fisherman against the North Carolina locals (Nat Geo, 10p ET Sunday).
  • "America's Next Top Model" returns for its 21st season (CW, 9p ET Monday).