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"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" + "Mean Girls"... two great tastes that taste great together!

Moviefone and comic book superstar Dennis Culver are teaming up to unite two of pop culture's greatest collections of teenagers; and the resulting mutation is perfect. Way too perfect. Gossip, nunchucks, pizza -- it's all the same whether you're a human girl or a mutated reptile. If only we had Tina Fey and / or Master Splinter giving us guidance.

Check out all the Mean Turtles in the pictures below!

PHOTOS:
Donatello is going to experience some growing pains at a new school.
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Leonardo may seem like your typical leader but he's so much more than that.

Raphael, stop trying to make "ninj" happen!


Michelangelo asked us how to spell orange.


Janis Ian dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on mutagen.


Don't look at me


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Want more from Dennis Culver?
Order your very own copy of "All in the Game" -- a poster print featuring 52 characters from the critically-acclaimed television show "The Wire." Pick up issues 1-15 of the digital super-villain series "Edison Rex" at MonkeyBrain Comics. (Available for only $.99 an issue) -- or order the first two volumes from IDW!

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