If you're like us and value your sleep, you probably nodded off into your Ambien dreamland before the party started on post-prime time TV. Don't worry; we've got you covered. Here's the best of what happened last night on late night.
First up is America's resident sweetheart, Julia Roberts, who dropped by "The Tonight Show" to play Face Balls with Jimmy Fallon. That's right, Face Balls, a brand-new "Tonight Show" game in which Julia and Jimmy hit giant plastic balls into each other's faces while the entire thing was caught on super-slow HD camera. As Julia put it, "this is the comedy version of '50 Shades of Grey.'"
Julia also confronted a famous Reddit dog who's completely terrified of her face, and yelled at him on camera. She might be a sweetheart, but watch your backs, puppies of the USA.
Bravo's head honcho, Andy Cohen, stopped by "The Tonight Show," and talked about the biggest event in "Real Housewives" history: when Aviva Drescher from "Real Housewives of New York" threw her artificial leg across the room. At Le Cirque. It was pretty much the most dramatic moment of our lives, and Andy has all the details.
Michael Strahan showed up on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" for 3 Ridiculous Questions, where Jimmy asked probing Qs like "Do you trust birds?" and "If you had to get a tattoo of one of the women on 'The View,' which one would you choose?" You don't want to miss Michael's hilarious deadpan answers.
Kerry Washington also swung by "Jimmy Kimmel Live" to chat about fundraising for the DNC, and reflected on the time she chilled with President Obama in the basement of a gym with Usher. She's truly living the dream!
Kerry also told Jimmy about her amazing nine girl a cappella group called Triple Trio, who she idolized while in middle school because (wait for it) Gwyneth Paltrow was the president. Yep, GOOP herself! And yes, Kerry and her fellow songstresses sang classic hits like "Eternal Flame" by The Bangles.
Meanwhile on "Late Night with Seth Meyers," Ethan Hawke told Seth how he identifies his various types of fans. Let's just say Ethan knows you're totally obsessed with his 90s coif in "Reality Bites."
"Veep's" Julia-Louis-Dreyfus showed up on "Late Show with David Letterman" and chatted about getting banned from Facebook for posting a naked baby photo of herself with a fake John Hancock tattoo. You have some explaining to do, Mark Zuckerberg!
Chris Pratt made an appearance on "Chelsea Lately" to dish about "Guardians of the Galaxy," and revealed that he has a somewhat unusual hobby...taxidermy. Which is a totally normal thing for a Hollywood star to be into, right? Basically, Chris wanders around shooting squirrels, salting their skin, and tacking them up on his wall. Don't even worry about it.