The list of original Housewives still on their respective shows is a short yet complicated one, some stars leaving, some leaving then returning, and some being demoted to "friend of the Housewives" status. And while it seems that Housewives come and go every time the wind blows, we did do our best to make this list of original cast members still on their shows as current and complete as possible. (We look forward to it being outdated as soon as Bravo sends out a press release.)
Vick Gunvalson ('The Real Housewives of Orange County')
Ah, Vicki. RHOC is the original and longest-running of the Housewives franchise, and Vicki is its only remaining Season 1 star. From her drunken "woohoos" to her boredom-induced snoring fits, year over year, she's never let us down. Just don't ask her about Brooks. Never ask her about Brooks.
Ramona Singer ('The Real Housewives of New York')
Over the years, we've come to rely on Ramona saying and doing wildly inappropriate things (Turtle Time!), always with a glass of Ramona Pinot in hand. Her complete and utter lack of filter and under-appreciated talent at inventing storylines has kept her in the game for six seasons, and we have a hard time imagining RHONY without her.
LuAnn de Lesseps ('The Real Housewives of New York')
OK, so technically LuAnn has been demoted to "Friend of the Housewives" status, but the fact that she has appeared in nearly every single episode of Season 6 qualifies her for this list. Our love for The Countess has ebbed and flowed over the years, but this season it's in full bloom. She isn't taking any crap from anyone and she's eschewing the prim-and-proper for honest candor, and we'd love to see this LuAnn back to full Housewife status in Season 7 (assuming there is one).
NeNe Leakes ('The Real Housewives of Atlanta')
The ATL is nothing without NeNe. Sure, there've been plenty of times when she's let her ego get the best of her (ahem, Trump checks), but that's part of her appeal, just like her biting one-liners, eye rolls, and ability to scare Kenya Moore into a corner. #NeNe4eva
Teresa Giudice ('The Real Housewives of New Jersey')
Teresa has been table-flipping her way into our hearts since Season 1 of RHONJ, mispronouncing words and mixing her metaphors along the way. Love her or hate her, she's the ideal Housewife: outspoken, loud, gossip-y, and sometimes completely clueless. Plus, she wrote a cookbook in which she kind of insulted her friends. In a cookbook. She insulted them in a cookbook.
Dina Manzo ('The Real Housewives of New Jersey')
After a three-season absence, Dina is back! After having starred in Seasons 1 & 2, Dina left to do her own thing, which included her own show on HGTV. Since that didn't really pan out, she's going back to her roots. Caroline opted out of Season 6, so Dina will do her best to fill her sister's mama bear-sized, judgmental shoes.
Kim Richards ('The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills')
Kim, of "Escape to Witch Mountain" fame, has been through a lot during her tenure on RHOBH: rehab, intense feuding with sister Kyle, a dysfunctional romance, and, of course, a nose job. So it stands to reason that she's stuck through every season, and will continue on into the next. Does her behavior sometimes raise a question mark? Yes. But there's never dull moment with squirrel-feeding, dog-loving, unconventional blouse-wearing Kim.
Kyle Richards ('Real Housewives of Beverly Hills')
Kyle, like her sister, is an actress. Her credits -- aside from her role in RHOBH -- include "The Watcher in the Woods" and "Halloween." Impressive, right? What's more impressive is how long we've been subjected to the ins and outs of her relationship with fellow RHOBH lifer Lisa Vanderpump. While the frenemy storyline is wearing thin, Kyle's family is adorable, and we can always count on her White Party turning into a tornado of trash talking and/or awkwardness. And hair whipping, as illustrated above.
Lisa Vanderpump ('Real Housewives of Beverly Hills')
All hail The Queen of Beverly! Along with her diehard fans, Lisa has her fair share of haters -- some of home star alongside her on RHOBH. Whether you believe her to be the chess master that Kyle, Kim, and Brandi Glanville claim her to be (checkmate, bitch!), no one keeps the drama alive more than Lisa. You also have to respect the fact that she's the only one of the Beverly Hills Housewives to land herself a spinoff, which is basically a weekly, hour-long commercial for her restaurants. That's a smart businesswoman.
Camille Grammer & Adrienne Maloof ('The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills')
These ladies are lumped together due to the unique circumstances in which they are placed in this list. You see, Adrienne dropped out of Season 4 entirely, and Camille hasn't been a fulltime Housewife since Season 2. Well, both have been spotted filming Season 5 with the other ladies, filling the void left by fired one-season-wonders Carlton Gebbia and Joyce Giraud de Ohoven. Bravo hasn't confirmed it yet, so don't get your hopes up too high or set your expectations too low. Just put 'em on simmer. That's probably best.
Adriana de Moura, Alexia Echevarria, & Lea Black ('The Real Housewives of Miami')
OK, admittedly we don't watch RHOM and therefore don't know much about it. What we do know is that Alexia left after Season 1 and came back for Season 3, and some people have opinions about that. We're also sad that Marysol Patten was demoted to Friend status in Season 3 and may no longer be on the show; her mom, Mama Elsa (pictured), may be the most fascinating person on the planet.
Shout out to RealityTVGIFS for a lot of the GIFs above. Top photo via Getty Images.