Gird your loins and get ready for your first real look at Christian Grey. Yeah, you've seen him from the back, but now you can see him from the front. Okay, calm down, it's from the front, not frontal
. Sheesh. Anyway, Jamie Dornan is dressed in leather and behind the wheel of a fancy car, perhaps his Audi R8 Spyder,
looking like it's time for some serious business. Funny
business, probably, especially since it's Christian Grey's birthday.
That's right, June 18 is this fictional character's day of birth, which makes him a Gemini. Surely someone out there has already done his birth chart, no? If not, well, you're welcome for that free money-making idea.
In any case, Grey looks ready to party. Did anyone get him a Cookie Puss? Everyone loves a Cookie Puss.
"50 Shades of Grey
" opens in 242 days, in case you're keeping track.