"I tried to warn people about what's already happening in the world. Right now, things are so serious," explains Madonna. We then see footage ripped from the trailer for the 2014 megahit "Godzilla" reboot mixed with crying popping stars, Sasha Fierce references, and a final, decimating appearance by Beyonce herself. Well, sort of.
A piece of advice: watch the trailer to its dramatic conclusion. And remember to keep your criticism to yourself.