We know you're probably in your office or cubicle, cruising the Interwebz for pictures of puppies to make your Wednesday go down a little smoother. But, wait! There's a new "Anchorman 2" trailer! And, if you watch this trailer now, you won't need those puppy photos until after lunch.

This trailer has it all: scorpions, Brick Tamland wearing one of those Elizabethan cones usually reserved for freshly neutered animals, Ron Burgundy bottle-feeding a baby shark, Paul Rudd lifting weights, HR violations, and so much more.

What's that, you say? You want more "Anchorman"? You just can't wait until December 20? Well, how about some Ben and Jerry's new ice cream, "Scotchy Scotch Scotch." You might be pleased to note that it doesn't actually taste like Laphroaig, or maybe you will be disappointed by its lack of peaty, smoky warmth! Either way, this butterscotch-flavored ice cream will make you feel like Nutty The Waterskiing Squirrel on a really good day.

"Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues" hits theaters December 20.