Not everyone in Hollywood gets invited to the Oscars, so that means plenty of celebrities and comedians are stuck at home, commenting on the night's events from the comfort of their crystal-studded La-Z-Boys. Their outlet of choice? Twitter, of course.
We've rounded up some of the night's funniest, most bizarre tweets from the Oscars 2013 telecast. From Conan O'Brien's romantic reveal to Mia Farrow's shocking accusation, everyone had something surprising to say -- even Anne Hathaway's anatomy weighed in.
Stop what you're doing -- put down the hot glue gun and rhinestones, and step away from your recliner -- and click through the slideshow below.
BEST, FUNNIEST TWEETS FROM THE 2013 OSCARS:
Anne Hathaway's Nipples