Revealing his ballot to the Hollywood Reporter, the anonymous voter took major issue with two Oscar front-runners: "Argo" and "Django Unchained." Unswayed by the promotional gifts he was sent -- which, he said, included "just about everything short of Lincoln condoms" -- the voter unloaded on Ben Affleck's drama, which has been nominated for seven Oscars.
"'Argo' is a whole lot of nothing; it's a very engaging story, but with nothing particularly clever in the writing."
The Academy member had plenty more scorn directed at other heavy-hitters -- when casting his vote for Best Picture, he said "Django Unchained" was "basically just Quentin Tarantino masturbating for almost three hours."
For more scathing comments about this year's Oscar nominees, click over to the Hollywood Reporter.
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