The movie follows four hard-partying college girls who will do whatever it takes -- including robbing a diner -- to make enough money to go on spring break, where they can drink and snort coke and shoot guns and have sex (seriously, this film probably broke the record for number of breasts in a movie, and also reaffirmed that when I have kids I will never let them out of the house). On top of two very out-of-character performances from stars Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens, the highlight of this movie is James Franco, who plays Alien (yep, that's his name!), a dreaded-out wannabe rapper who loves "bitches" and "guns." If Chet Haze and Kevin Federline were going to have a love child, you'd end up with something along the lines of Franco's Alien. Almost everything he says in this movie is completely nuts (even for Franco's standards).
So! Let's take a look at some of his more ridiculous quotes from what's guaranteed to be this year's biggest party on the big screen, "Spring Breakers."
"My name's Alien. My real name is Al, but truf be told, I am not from this planet y'all"
"Why y'all acting susssspiciousss?"
"You know what they're all bout? Double penetration y'all."
"I was just thinking, maybe you were doin' all that prayin' and I'm the answer to your prayers."
"Shit! I am fuckin' made of money. Look at my fuckin' teeth! They should call me money."
"I keep it gangsta! GANGSTAAAAA"
"I straight hustle! I am a hustler."
"I've done about eryy illegal activity under the sun. I am a G."
"Y'all be careful of that water. Lots of sharks out there... Bunch of vicious motherfuckas out there just lurkin'. Lurrrrrkin'. LURRRRKIN'."
"Close my eyes, every time I look, they are like old fashion bitches, straight out of a book."
"Some kids want to be president, others want to be a doctor. I just want to be baaaad."
"Some people tell me I got to change. But I am 'bout stackin' change."
"This is my fuckin' dream y'all. I got shit! I got fuckin' shorts y'all! I got 'Scarface' on repeat y'all! I got Calvin Klein Escape!"
"Look at my sheeeit! I am a fuckin' nightmare in this motherfucker. I am the fuckin' Death Star!"
"LOOK AT MY SHEEEEIT! I GOT MY FUCKIN' NUNCHUCKS."
"I just sucked both y'all's dicks"
"Y'all my motherfuckin' soul mates, swear to god. I just fell in love with y'all
[Singing] "Four little chickies came down to da beach. Four little chickies got out of my reach. One little chickie got shot in the arm. That little chickie went back to the farm."
"SPRINNNG BREAAKKKKKKKKKKKKK FOREVAAAAAA"