Thought Matthew McConaughey's performance in "Magic Mike" was near-perfect? Think again.

Jason Biggs auditioned for the role of Dallas, the over-the-hill emcee in Steven Soderbergh's recent stripper-flick. Here, the "American Pie" star recites McConaughey's iconic "Alright, alright, alright" line, wears a cowboy hat and performs a (cringe-worthy) strip-tease.

We're assuming the tape is a gag from the funnyman, but either way, it's solid gold.

Take a look at the clip above. Happy Friday, y'all!