Stop everything you're doing. After months of teases (get it?), Steven Soderbergh's "Magic Mike" has finally revealed itself.
The film sees Hollywood's hunkiest -- Channing Tatum, Alex Pettyfer, Matthew McConaughey, Joe Manganiello, Matt Bomer, Adam Rodriguez -- as, yes, male strippers. (Soderbergh knows knows how to give the people what they want.)
The titular lead is played by Tatum, whose 2012 has already been peppered with hits, the golden-boy stripper who tries to reconcile his "entrepreneurial" profession and his budding romance.
If it seems like Tatum is a little too well-suited for his role as a man of night, well, he is! "Magic Mike" is partially based on Tatum's life: Before his acting days, he worked as an exotic dancer.
Yes. it's everything you hoped for: McConaughey (in the role he was born to play) as the wry stripping emcee and lots of shirtless Tatum, all set to Rihanna's "We Found Love." Take a look at the trailer above.
"Magic Mike" arrives in theaters on June 29. Pony up, ladies!