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Without spoiling too much of its plot, "The Cabin in the Woods," arriving in theaters this weekend, has all the makings of a slasher movie classic: a hunky jock, a hot blonde, make-out sessions by the fireplace and getting frisky in the woods. And just like all the grisliest horror movies of the '70s and '80s, these burning-hot love scenes get punctuated by a freakishly evil killer, who enjoys wracking up a (young and fit) body count. Slasher movies have always loved mixing up hormonal overdrive with sheer terror, but for far too long, all discussions of sexiness revolve around tight T-shirt-wearing co-stars like Jamie Lee Curtis, PJ Soles and Neve Campbell. What about Freddy, Jason or Michael Myers? They always get overlooked on "Sexy countdown" lists.
With it being Friday the 13th and with "Cabin in the Woods" shaping up to be a new classic, it's time to turn the tables on those babysitters, cheerleaders and showering bad girls. There's already 3,498 lists on the Internet dissecting every other real and fictional creature like they're a piece of meat... so it's time to do the same to some unique film icons. Moviefone presents a very special countdown: The Sexiest Slasher Killers Ever.
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And because beauty is in the eye of the beholder, vote for your top pick and tell us why!
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10. Pinhead from 'Hellraiser'
Tight leather and bondage gear, mmmm. We'd happily tear someone's soul apart to get with Pinhead. -
9. Frank Zito from 'Maniac'
This guy has the inside sccop on all the hottest off-the-radar spots to party in NYC. And you'll lose your head when you find out how many "ins" he has with the fashion world. -
8. The Miner from 'My Bloody Valentine'
Call us a sentimental sucker, but we love a guy that holds on to quaint holiday traditions. -
7. Ghostface from 'Scream'
The man is a style icon; often imitated, but never duplicated. He may sneak up on us with his Ghostface, but we'll be ready to show him our O face. -
6. Michael Myers from 'Halloween'
Maybe our judgement is being clouded by our William Shatner crush, but that stoic face makes him so intriguing. And we can't help getting hot under the collar when he starts with the heavy breathing. -
5. Jason Voorhees from 'Friday the 13th'
He likes sports, is an outdoorsy type and he's good with tools -- he's a red-blooded man's man, if there ever was one. -
4. Leatherface from 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre'
We always fall for someone who treats us to a home-cooked meal. Plus, we appreciate a man that keeps close ties with their family. -
3. Chucky from 'Child's Play'
With eternally youthful good looks, what's the downside? -
2. Freddy Krueger from 'A Nightmare on Elm Street'
Just once, we'd like to be awake for a night with Freddy. -
1. Angela from 'Sleepaway Camp'
We're helpless around a take-charge woman that leaves nothing to the imagination.
