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This weekend sees the release of the surprise horror-classic-to-be, "The Cabin in the Woods."

From Drew Goddard and Joss Whedon, the film follows five friends who -- you guessed it -- find a cabin in the woods where "something scary happens." (Hey, we don't want to spoil it for you.) Although "Cabin" is way more than your standard horror film, it still manages to involve all the typical scary-movie character tropes: the jock, the cheerleader, the virgin, the stoner, etc.

Even if you don't find yourself grouped into any of those categories, you may have more in common with these classic horror stereotypes than you ever thought. Below is a series of questions that determine what role you'd have if, say, you were inside your own horror film.

"The Cabin in the Woods," starring a pre-Thor'ed Chris Hemsworth, Anna Hutchison, Fran Kranz and Kristen Connolly, hits theaters nationwide on Friday.