PRO: Pink Sony Classics logo PRO: Greta Gerwig and Analeigh Tipton; you love them! CON: Those screaming frat guys? This isn't a "PCU" remake, right? PRO: That thing Gerwig says about people seeking someone cooler than themselves. CON: The suicide prevention center joke. CON: The lighting around Gerwig when she's talking about tap dancing. PRO: Aubrey Plaza! CON: "Part Woody Allen, all deadpan hilarity." Who says that? PRO: Adam Brody! PRO: Dude is charming. CON: This kinda seems like "Clueless," but without the satirical wit. CON: "Cocktails. Hard liqour and spirits. That's what gives you a lift." PRO: "Playboy operator." PRO: DANCING! PRO: The heartbreaking way Gerwig says she's never seen love before.
With a final tally of nine, the PROS have won! Looks like "Damsels in Distress" will be worth seeing. Probably.
"Damsels in Distress" is out in New York and Los Angeles on April 6.