After grabbing hot miso soup at a Japanese restaurant, the two pick up some Buckley's cough syrup at a local drug store and headed back to Kunis's apartment. There, she cooked up a medicinal, vitamin-laced, booze-filled concoction to help cure Idov's throat.
Kunis starts making us hot tea when she gets a better idea. 'Let's get some Cabernet going,' she says. 'It'll make you feel better and it will make you drunk.' She hands me a Grgich Hills Cabernet Franc... Into the saucepan it goes, followed by an avalanche of green-tea powder ('It's vitamins!'), two gelcaps of fish oil...apple-cider vinegar...and Ayurvedic chai... The melted gelcaps have coated the saucepan's bottom, while the released fish oil blots the surface. 'If I'm drinking this,' I say, 'you're drinking this.' Kunis nods. 'Yeah, I'll get wasted with you on this wine. F-ck it. It's good for you!' Suddenly she remembers something and dashes to the freezer. -I have vodka and I have tequila. What do you think kills germs better?'... 'Aw, s-it,' is all I manage in response as Kunis upends half a bottle of Ketel One into the mix. 'There. Healthy! This will kill everything.'
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