On Wednesdays we wear handcuffs? She's barely a movie star anymore, even under the loosest definition of the term, but: Lindsay Lohan was sentenced on Wednesday to serve 30 days in jail following her latest parole violation. Lohan violated her sentence by skipping mandatory therapy sessions and getting kicked out of the Downtown Women's Center in Los Angeles. Per TMZ, the one-time star is expected to serve about six days in jail, or roughly 20 percent of the sentence; she'll also have to complete her court-ordered community service at the Los Angeles county morgue or risk an additional 270 days in jail.

Lohan last appeared onscreen in 'Machete' for director Robert Rodriguez. Recently it was revealed that she apparently received almost $1 million to pose nude in Playboy. Watch 'Mean Girls' tonight and weep for her lost -- and wasted -- talent.

[via TMZ]

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