Funnyman Jim Carrey posted a video on his site today, professing his previously unknown love for Emma Stone.

"Emma, I just wanted to let you know that I think you're all the way beautiful. Not just pretty, but, you know, smart and kindhearted," he begins. "If I were a lot younger I would marry you." (For the record, Carrey is 49 and Stone is 22).

Carrey adds, "We could have chubby, little freckle-faced kids." He pauses for effect when imagining the sex they'd have and claims, "Every day, you'd thank God I was the appropriate age for you ... but I'm not."

He then points out his age and admits he's got wrinkles, some gray in his hair, "and it takes me a lot longer to pee than it used to." He ends by wishing her love and contentment, then closes with a silently mouthed, "I love you." Stone is, of course, dating her appropriately aged 'Amazing Spider-Man' co-star, Andrew Garfield.

Has Carrey even met Stone? THR points out that he sat in front of her at the 2011 MTV Movie Awards in June.


So what do you think? Funny? Creepy? We can't wait for Emma to post her own reaction video.

[via THR]