Everyone has their eyes and ears glued to the star of 'The Arrival' because of his ability to gleefully egg on the media with his proudly insane rantings (and because there is a very distinct possibility that he might die in a cocaine-fueled fireball sometime in the next seven days). It's important that we document every lesson he imparts on us, much in the way that we preserved the words of Aristotle, Thomas Jefferson and John Ruskin.
Some may say that Sheen's statements are the proof that makes it impossible for the public to forgive his actions. But Moviefone and ComicsAlliance have offered up visual counter-proof that Sheen's quotes actually can make our pop culture history even better.
First, Moviefone has recast Sheen to play the parts of some of movie's most memorable lunatics. Playing director, we allowed him to improvise, and come up with all of his own lines. And the results are revolutionary to the landscape of American cinema.
See the rest of the photos HERE, and you'll be saying "Jack Nicholwho?"
Next, the folks at ComicsAlliance have teamed up with Chris Haley and Curt Franklin -- of the Web comic 'Let's Be Friends Again' -- and offered another way for you to be inspired by Sheen's teachings: by putting his words in the mouths of those most noble of figures, superheroes.
Check out the full list at ComicsAlliance and you'll aspire to be as worthy a role model as Sheen.
Now that you've had a class with the prophet Sheen, what pop culture icon should be rewarded with a Sheen make-over next?