The British Academy of Film and Television Arts (BAFTAs) are announcing their annual prize-winners at this very moment. Oddly, the presentation is on a tape-delay (even in the UK!) so you'll have to rely on us for the facts. Well, us and several great Brits on twitter. (Thanks, blokes and birds!) Thanks also to our pals at HitFix and IndieWire for being on the BAFTA ball!

Just now, for example, I learned that David Fincher ('The Social Network') has won the award for Best Director, which is weird because I had no idea Mr. Fincher was British. (That's what passes for comedy on a Sunday afternoon, sorry.) A full list of all the winners resides beneath the jump, but some other noteworthy prize-getters include Helena Bonham Carter for 'The King's Speech,' Geoffrey Rush for 'The King's Speech,' Colin Firth for 'The King's Speech,' David Seidler ('The King's Speech') for Best Original Screenplay, and Natalie Portman ('Black Swan') for Best Actress because 'The King's Speech' didn't have a female lead.

Snark aside, congrats to all the winners and especially to the great (brave) comedy known as 'Four Lions,' which won "Outstanding British Debut" for writer/director Chris Morris.

Brace yourself for the shocking Best Picture winner...

Best Film
The King's Speech

Outstanding British Film
The King's Speech

David Fincher - The Social Network

Outstanding Debut By A British Writer, Director Or Producer
Chris Morris - Four Lions

Leading Actor
Colin Firth - The King's Speech

Leading Actress
Natalie Portman - Black Swan

Supporting Actor
Geoffrey Rush - The King's Speech

Supporting Actress
Helena Bonham Carter - The King's Speech

Original Screenplay
The King's Speech - David Seidler

Adapted Screenplay
The Social Network - Aaron Sorkin

Film Not In The English Language
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo

Animated Film
Toy Story 3

Original Music
The King's Speech - Alexandre Desplat

True Grit - Roger Deakins

The Social Network - Angus Wall, Kirk Baxter

Production Design
Inception - Guy Hendrix Dyas, Larry Dias, Doug Mowa

Costume Design
Alice in Wonderland - Colleen Atwood

Inception - Richard King, Lora Hirschberg, Gary A Rizzo, Ed Novick

Special Visual Effects
Inception - Corbould, Franklin, Lockley, Bebb

Make Up & Hair
Alice in Wonderland - Valli O'Reilly, Paul Gooch

Short Animation
The Eagleman Stag - Michael Pleas

Short Film
Until the River Runs Red - Paul Wright, Poss Kondeatis

Orange Wednesdays Rising Award
Tom Hardy