We here at Moviefone watch a lot of horror films, especially around this time of year. And like you, we yell at the screen when people do stupid things. "Why in the world would you go into a dark basement?" "Can't anyone run away from something without tripping?" "Great idea, walking in the woods alone, idiot."
Well, we think you can actually learn something from horror movie conventions. In fact, they might keep you from becoming a victim of a ghoul attack.
So here are Moviefone's 5 Steps to Staying Monster-Free. Free bonus tip: When being chased by a monster, don't hide in the closet. It's the first place they look. Happy Halloween!