I find it sad that most people growing up in today's world will never know what a true blue drive-in experience feels like. Luckily places like the Skyway Drive-In Theatre in Ohio still exist and want to savor the starry nights with our favorite films forever. Little joints like these need all the help they can get to stay afloat -- which is why it's probably not a bad thing that their latest marquee has been catching the Internet's attention.
The Skyway's latest movies included the recently released horror flop Vampires Suck, and the Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg crime-comedy The Other Guys. A Skyway employee didn't seem to notice that putting these titles together makes the Skyway sound like a theater that belongs on 42nd Street, and not Warren, Ohio.
So if you're more likely to be on Tag Team Jacob than Team Jacob, this one's for you kiddo.