There's a video circulating that I haven't had the stomach to watch, but it shows a girl throwing puppies into a river. Puppies, people. I know there are people who like to watch stuff like this -- I believe they're called sociopaths -- but Michael Bay is not one of them. And no, I'm not linking to it. You know how to use Google.

Bay might be Hitler on set according to Megan Fox, but he's a bleeding heart puppy-lover when it comes right down to it. Although I'm not sure it will put my butt in the seat to watch Transformers Take Chi-Town, it does make me feel a little warm and fuzzy towards him.

According to Gawker, the director "is offering a $50,000 reward for information leading to the arrest and successful prosecution of the woman in the red sweatshirt and the person who shot this act of cruelty."

The blog post has since been removed, but Gawker has thoughtfully taken a screen capture of the blog post from "Nelson," the person who runs Bay's site and sometimes posts for him when he's busy making stuff blow up. Nelson describes them as "squealing puppies." They're squealing. Squealing!

Whether or not it was removed because the girl has apparently issued an apology (complete with a frowny face!) via YouTube, or if the Bosnian police have solved the case, or if it was because the animal lovers at 4chan found her already is anyone's guess. 4chan recently found out pretty much everything there was to know about a woman who was seen on video throwing a live cat into a garbage can less than 24 hours after the video surfaced. Incidentally, she's now under police protection.

So, don't eff with 4chan, the Bosnian police, or with Michael Bay. Especially 4chan.