The ExpendablesHere's something of interest for all you action film pub bores out there: TermLifeInsurance has produced a 'Body Counts for The Expendables Cast' info chart that counts each individual actors movie kills, film by film.

Trust me, someone out there is already learning these stats off by heart.

Surprisingly, the man who comes out on top of all this destruction is good old Dolph Lundgren, definitely the craziest Expendable, who has totalled a psychopathic 632 screen kills in 36 movies (that's an average of 17.5 per film). Stallone, who comes second, looks like a total washout out with a measly 340.

It'll come as a surprise to many that the ending to Rambo IV, where Sly spends at least an hour behind an anti-aircraft gun wiping out the Burmese Army, actually only gave Stallone a tally of 80 kills. Weird... it felt like he would carry on until everyone in the world who wasn't American had taken a sizable bullet to the face.

See The Expendables Body Count chart after the jump... The ExpendablesHere's something of interest for all you action film pub bores out there: TermLifeInsurance has produced a 'Body Counts for The Expendables Cast' info chart that counts each individual actors movie kills, film by film.

Trust me, someone out there is already learning these stats off by heart.

Surprisingly, the man who comes out on top of all this destruction is good old Dolph Lundgren, definitely the craziest Expendable, who has totalled a psychopathic 632 screen kills in 36 movies (that's an average of 17.5 per film). Stallone, who comes second, looks like a total washout out with a measly 340.

It'll come as a surprise to many that the ending to Rambo IV, where Sly spends at least an hour behind an anti-aircraft gun wiping out the Burmese Army, actually only gave Stallone a tally of 80 kills. Weird... it felt like he would carry on until everyone in the world who wasn't American had taken a sizable bullet to the face.

As for the others? Well, wimps, the lot of them. Bruce Willis? A teeny weeny 200 kills... 'But he seemed so deadly in Die Hard' you may be exclaiming. Sadly he only managed 10 dead terrorists in that particular movie. Even our very own Jason Statham (aka The English Bruce Willis or The Hollywood Ross Kemp) has notched 141 onto his bedpost - enough to get him laughed out of any self-respecting Mockney gangster film. Anyway, check out the chart below for more surprising body count numbers.

If that's not enough Expendables news for you then here's another tidbit: Stallone has finally declared the REAL reason Jean Claude Van Damme wouldn't appear in the movie. JCVD has been claiming that he refused because Stallone wouldn't tell him the story. Stallone, however, has just told the Sunday Times that it was because Van Damme didn't want to be beaten onscreen by Jet Li. Did somebody say Diva?

"(H)e didn't want to lose to Jet," Stallone told the paper "He didn't think that was cool. But that's why it would be cool; to have Jean-Claude beaten by the other man. Hey, they could have a rematch. But Steven Seagal and Van Damme, they weren't really into our gallows humour."

Apparently Van Damme has now been grovelling, cap in hand, to Stallone saying that he'd made a mistake and would love to be in the sequel. Don't do it, Sly... there's plenty more washed up '80s action stars out there.

The Expendables Cast Body Count chart:



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