I don't care if you're the Dark Knight. I don't care how many criminals you've personally seen committed to Arkham Asylum. I don't care that your parents were murdered in front of your eyes and it caused you to become a vigilante superhero. You don't steal a man's Taco Bell. That's just not cool.

Video after the break.

Jump to the 40 second mark to see the atrocious crime. [via Blastr]