Wondering what rhymes with "Kira Nerys?" Probably not.

Oh, Star Trek fans. I count myself amount your numbers, but then sometimes I'm reminded that I'm not really one of you. I've never worn a Klingon forehead application or learned conversational Andoran. I don't own Spock ears (anymore) and I've never written my own lyrics to the Deep Space Nine theme.

This dude has (youtube user "qcotms"), and turns out there's a good reason the fantastic original theme song doesn't have any lyrics. The proof is in this video. Now buy this man a round of drinks at Quark's for his devotion to DS9.