I've always liked Ving Rhames. Sure, he tends to only take on roles that can all be described as "The Big, Gruff Guy Who Doesn't Take Anyone's Crap", but that's okay in my book seeing as Rhames fits the role perfectly each and every time. His next Big, Gruff Guy role is in Alexandre Aja's Piranha 3D, where Rhames plays Deputy Fallon, the one law enforcement official in town willing to take on an ancient swarm of voracious piranha that are freed from the bowels of the Earth following an earthquake. And judging by the interview he gave to the radio station Hot 101.9 in Billings, Montana, battling those gilled hellspawn drove him out of his mind.

You can listen to all five hilarious minutes of the interview below to judge for yourself, but I'm guessing either Rhames is A) crazy, B) on some amazing drugs, or C) having a blast blowing the mind of a small town DJ in Montana. I don't even know where to begin describing this glorious bit of audio, so I'd just recommend hitting play below. Warning: while everything in the clip is safe for work, I can't guarantee that you will be able to stifle wondering aloud, "What the F*%K is he talking about?!"

Believe me, it'll take only 10 seconds for the crazy to kick in.