CollegeHumor has made a parody of those recaps, but instead of spoofing the actual content of preshow programming they direct the summary on what has occurred in the auditorium for those twenty minutes. As in what kinds of annoying and distracting people have walked in or done something notably offensive before the movie began. And it's spot on. I'm kinda embarrassed to say I see myself in a few of these -- I've definitely been the fatty who finishes his popcorn before the lights even go down, and I've obviously been the nerd talking about his blog -- but even if you don't relate with the archetypes you'll recognize a number of the situations. And by the time the narrator reminds us that we don't even know why we go to the movies anymore, you'll likely be thinking twice about heading to the theater this weekend.
See the so-perfect-it's-almost-not-funny video after the jump.