Fair warning to anyone who carries a microphone around with them all day long: avoid Courtney Love. Seems that the consistently annoying widow of Nirvana rocker Kurt Cobain was recently greeted by someone holding a microphone, and this is what she had to say about her 20-year-old daughter:

"Frances is so beautiful, but she doesn't want to be famous. She was offered the part of Bella in the Twilight movies, and Tim Burton wanted her for Alice in Wonderland. But she wants to go to college -- she's very good at graphic novels... Frances will be fine."

A) If your gorgeous kid doesn't want to be famous, then stop talking about her in interviews, dummy.

B) The planet is full of beautiful girls who would never get the role of Bella. They're called "actresses."

C) Frances could be the next Meryl Streep, but her resumé would still bear a huge red stamp that says "COURTNEY LOVE'S KID: DO NOT HIRE EVEN IF SHE'S MERYL STREEP PART 2."

D) If your daughter craves obscurity, then she should have taken the Alice in Wonderland gig. No human being escaped from that CGI deathtrap unscathed.

E) "Frances will be fine." Oh, whew. I was worried that the heir to Kurt Cobain's estate was going to have to sleep at a Motel 6 instead of at The Four Seasons.

F) If you thought this little nugget was amusing, check out the whole wacky piece at Daily Mail. Or you could check out the old Kurt and Courtney documentary right here.