Remember when you were watching The Human Centipede and you thought to yourself, "Self, what this movie really needs is uninhibited, hardcore sex!" Well, Tom Byron agrees with you, and he's hard at work on his own version of the film, titled The Human Sexipede.

No, "sexipede" was not even a real word until wordologist and full-time fellatio-receiver Tom Byron thought it up. He's just that good. In The Human Centipede, director Tom Six tells the story of a mad doctor who attempts to create a new being out of three unwilling people sewn together, mouth-to-anus. In The Human Sexipede, director Tom Byron tells the story of a mad doctor who attempts to create a new being out of three unwilling people sewn together, mouth-to-anus, and they happen to LOVE IT!

Starring Sunny Lane, Amber Rayne, and some other people whose names rhyme with "inane," The Human Sexipede will not be coming soon to a theatre near you. You're gonna have to brown bag it this time.
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