In case you can't tell what's going on in the above picture, taken from a security camera inside a Chase bank on Long Island, shows Darth Vader pointing a gun at an off-screen bank teller while a customer cowers behind him. Now I don't want to say there is a "best anything" about a bank robbery story, but...the best thing about this bank robbery story is that not only did the criminal sport a Vader helmet to conceal his identity, but he also wore a cape. Yes, Darth Vader, cape and all, robbed a bank yesterday. Further proof that no one is safe from these harsh economic times.

To kick-off the captioning, here's our own Joe Utichi's reaction to the story:
Do you think this is Dave Prowse now he's been banned from selling his autograph at conventions??
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