And there was rejoicing! And horror fans everywhere broke into song! And there was also snark. There was much snark. Are you ready?

5NAL Destination

That's right. Instead of sticking with something simple, like Final Destination V, or FD: Cinco!, marketers have once again turned to L33T-speak to name a film. It was cutesy enough when Seven did it, making the title look like Se7en. Now it's just absurd. It's got to be a joke, right? I don't mean to get prurient, but let me ask - how many of you thought I'd written Anal Destination there? 'Cause I sure as hell thought that's what it said at first glance. Directors of porn parodies, that title is all yours. Go for it.

The 3D film, written by Eric Heisserer and directed by Steven Quale, hits theaters in August of 2011. Bloody Disgusting has also confirmed that the much celebrated opening sequences (usually the best part of the franchise), will involve a suspension bridge. So I guess there's that.

But really. 5NAL? That's not even a word!
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