The green Orion Slave Girl hands hold the back of the shirtless (presumably) male with the Starfleet logo tattooed near his shoulder is a nice touch. What does an actual shirtless Kirk smell like? Outwitting aliens all day must make one sweaty. Please put forth any theories you may have in the comments.
I sincerely hope the Star Trek fans that buy this product don't take the image literally. There are a lot of Trekkies that I simply do not want to see without a shirt on.