Here are the most memorable quotes from 'Blades of Glory': 'Blades of Glory' is a comedy about two rival male figure skaters, who are banned from the sport after getting into a highly publicized fight at the World Championships. However, the star figure skaters Chazz Michael Michaels (Will Ferrell) and Jimmy MacElroy (Jon Heder) discover a loophole that will allow them to compete in the pairs figure skating category.The two athletes decide to put their differences aside to attempt a historical comeback. In this hilarious movie these two comedic heavy weights, Ferrell and Heder, deliver some of the most funniest quotes to date.
Here are the most memorable quotes from 'Blades of Glory':
Chazz: "I dont share sh*t. The night is a dark time for me."
Jimmy: "Its dark for everyone moron."
Chazz: "Not for Alaskans or dudes with night vision goggles."
Jimmy: "Get out of my face"
Chazz: "I'll get inside your face."
Chazz: "I cant do the lotus with a shattered ankle. Im just a man for God's sake!"
JImmy: I'll do it."
Chazz: I swear to God if you cut my head off."
Jimmy: "I'm gonna be sick. You smell like after shave and taco meat."
Chazz: "Yes I do now scoot over."
Jimmy: "I see you got fat."
Chazz: "I see you still look like a 15 year old girl but not hot."
Chazz: "This ends tonight!"
Jimmy: Its day time you douche!"
Jimmy: "Do you mind ? I'm trying to eat here."
Chazz: "Just thought you'd like to see what a skater's body really looks like."
Chazz: "Are you challenging me princess?"
JImmy: "I'm not inviting you to the skating federation's annual Christmas party."
Chazz: "I hope you brought your silver polish MacElroy, because that was gold."
Jimmy: "That was disgusting."
Jimmy: " Where are you going?"
Chazz: "Sex addicts meeting. Turning weakness in to strength."
Jimmy: "How's that for forbidden love?"
Chazz: "I don't know, but I'd like to find out."
Jimmy: "You sex demon! You sex fiend!"
Chazz: "No, its not what it looks like."
Jimmy: "That's Michelle Kwan? You tapped that?"
Chazz: "Sure did. But perfection can drive a woman mad. She was ready to hang up her skates, settle down, and pump out a couple of little Chazzlings. I couldn't let her do it. Not the way I roll."
Jimmy: "I'm not the girl, I'm stronger."
Chazz: "I'm stronger and I dont have a vagina."
Check out this funny clip from - 'Blades of Glory'