- Sadly the above is not yet a t-shirt, but keep your eye on Threadless and someday it just may be a reality.

- Niels Arden Oplev, director of the superb Swedish adaptation of The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, will next be making a move to English-language films with The Keep. No, this is not a remake of Michael Mann's not-on-DVD '80s horror movie, but an adaptation of Jennifer Egan's novel about two cousins who renovate a medieval castle in Europe. The premise, as relayed by B-D, sounds promising, I just wish the unreliable Ehren Kruger wasn't penning the script. Also, I guess this pulls Oplev out of the running for my fantasy list of directors for Mission: Impossible 4.

- According to The Wrap, the $32.2 million opening weekend for A Nightmare on Elm Street was enough for Warner Brothers to be interested in a sequel (in 3D, naturally). While that seems like the obvious studio response, keep in mind that the Friday the 13th reboot made $8 million more in its opening weekend and its sequel got delayed indefinitely, so I wouldn't hold my breath for this one.

- Joesph Gordon-Levitt may be starring in two thrillers next. The first is Premium Rush, the bike-messenger action movie directed/co-written by David Koepp. The second is Looper, a sci-fi film that would see Gordon-Levitt reuniting with Brick director Rian Johnson for a plot about a time traveling hitman from the future who is sent into the past to kill himself. I love Johnson, but man, that is one hell of an ontological paradox to overcome...

- Good news for fans of Juan Antonio Bayona, director of The Orphanage; Summit Entertainment has picked up distribution rights to the Spanish directors next film, The Impossible, a true story plucked from the 2004 tsunami starring Naomi Watts and Ewan McGregor. What that story is, I have no idea, but considering how big a fan I am of all three names just mentioned, I'll be keeping an eye peeled for news about it.

- If you loved the trailer for The Big Lebowski porn parody, you might just get an even bigger kick out of the (alarmingly methodical) Batman XXX: A Porn Parody. This is actually a Safe For Work trailer, by the way.



- If Quantum of Solace had taken just a few more literal cues from the Goldeneye N64 game, it would have been a much better movie:


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