Read on, because what you think is just a metaphor in the title really, really isn't.

A few days ago, Sacha Baron Cohen, along with writers Alex Berg, Jeff Schaffer, and David Mandel (of Curb Your Enthusiasm), started pitching studios a new comedy they're working on. No Borats or Brunos, no wild shenanigans ... until the next day. Come day 2, WME Entertainment had a goat wandering around their third floor atrium. Sources said it was because Paramount wants the pitch, which seems to involve a character who tends goats. (But, presumably, doesn't stare at them.) A source said: "This is the reason why people are paying so much attention to this pitch. It's a big straight ahead comedy and Sacha is starring in a really funny role." Day 3: The goat worked. Paramount has nabbed the comedy after a bidding war, a bidding war upped by not one, but two, goats. The studio also sent one to Cohen, and both wore "Paramount T-shirts and trailing animal handlers." What they didn't bring along was a pooper scooper, so the WME goat was removed from the floor.

So what has these studios foaming at the mouth? When did goats become a hot Hollywood commodity and cinematic trend? It's not just Cohen. His Bruno made half of what Borat did domestically, and $130 million less worldwide. Obviously this is a whole different, goaty comedy. Each of the writers has success, but it can't be because the three wrote EuroTrip and Cat in the Hat, so we'll have to stay tuned.
CATEGORIES Movies, Cinematical