Former pop sensation Tiffany joins Barry Williams aka Greg Brady in this action film about giant piranha who escape from the Amazon and eat their way toward Florida. I'm not an icthyologist, but I always thought piranha were fresh water fish--which means they'd hit Texas long before Florida...
Why let goofy things like reality and science get in the way of man-vs.-piranha action, though. It's way more fun to watch Tiffany over-emote in every scene, Williams look serious and pensive, and Paul Logan bicycle-kick the living crap out of some giant carnivorous fish. This trailer may very well change your life.
If you happen to miss Mega Piranha when it premieres on SyFy this weekend, fear not--the uncut version will be available on DVD this April 27th.
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