If you prefer to stay blissfully unaware, stop reading, although I also suggest you go on lockdown because I imagine we'll be seeing a lot more of this trailer over the next month.
As we already know, it's two years later. Carrie's filled her ginormous closet and is living the life with Big, Samantha is taking more pills than an octogenarian, Miranda seems to have found the balance between mom and professional woman, and Charlotte -- shocker -- is crumbling under the pressure of being mother to two children. Then a little sparkle comes in, shaped in the form of a flirty Penelope Cruz, Stanford wears white to his wedding where Liza Minelli performs, and the girls jump at the chance for an all-expenses-paid trip to Abu Dhabi, where Carrie seems to relive the events of Season Three. I'll let the trailer fill in the blanks.
Hit the jump to see for yourself, then weigh in below with your thoughts. Do you like where installment #2 is headed?