Janet Jackson and Tyler Perry in Why Did I Get Married Too?'Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married Too?' is centered around four couples who come together for their annual reunion. This time, it's a week-long sunny stay in the Bahamas to share news about their lives and marriages. But when one of the women's ex-husbands unexpectedly drops in during their getaway, each couple's marital issues come to the surface. With their perfect vacation plagued by awkwardness, unpleasantness and suspicion of infidelity, each of them is left asking themselves the same question - Why did I get married?

Here is a compilation of the best quotes from 'Why Did I Get Married Too?':

janet jackson and tyler perry in Why Did I Get Married Too?'Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married Too?' is centered around four couples who come together for their annual reunion.This time, it's a week-long sunny stay in the Bahamas to share news about their lives and marriages. But when one of the women's ex-husbands unexpectedly drops in during their getaway, each couple's marital issues come to the surface. With their perfect vacation plagued by awkwardness, unpleasantness and suspicion of infidelity, each of them is left asking themselves the same question - Why did I get married?

Here is a compilation of the best quotes from 'Why Did I Get Married Too?':

T.J.
(Looks at parents): "What's a divorce?"
Dianne (Sharon Leal): "Who's taking that one?"
Terry (Tyler Perry) [Nervous]: "No. Mom? Mom?"
Harriet (Valarie Pettiford): "That's something you don't have to worry about, baby, because your mother and father are never gonna get one, okay?"
T.J.: "Okay."
Kenya: "It's when two married people break up because they hate each other. They split up their children, house and their money. They fight over everything, and whoever has the best lawyer wins."

[At the airport waiting for their flight]
Dianne: "We're gonna have a nice, relaxing week, alright? No fighting, just peace."
Angela (Tasha Smith): "I need some peace." [Pulls out pink flask].
Dianne: "I thought you stopped drinking?"
Angela: "Girl please, with that negro, huh, you better be glad I'm not on crack, okay! Let me have this drink!"
[Takes a long swig]

[Sheila (Jill Scott) and Patricia (Janet Jackson) greet Terry and Dianne when they arrive in the Bahamas]
Sheila: "How was your flight?"
Terry: (Releases a long sigh)
[Brief Silence]
Sheila: "What?"
Dianne: "We flew over here with Angela and Marcus (Michael Jai White)."
Terry: "Yes, we flew over the cuckoo's nest."

Marcus [talking about his wife, Angela]: "You know something, I think Angela's got a problem."
Gavin (Malik Yoba): "You think?"
Terry: "You just figured that out? You all should have seen her in the airport, man. I'm telling you, Troy, it was the most insane thing. It took us 45 minutes, oh no, two and a half hours, to let them know that she wasn't a terrorist."
Marcus: "But the fact is, she was a terrorist."

Terry: "A happy woman..."
Troy: "Makes a happy home."
Terry: "Happy home. That's right."
Marcus: "I wouldn't know anything about that."

Mike (Richard T. Jones): "What, you don't think Sheila misses me?"
Marcus: "No!"
Mike: "At all?"
Marcus: "Like, no. Not at all."

Gavin [to Mike in a female voice]: "Mike, Why you so sensitive? Sensitivvveeee!"

Patricia: "See, you just want to be in control of the relationship. But now that you feel that you don't have so much control, you're just taking all your frustrations out on the man, Angie."
Angela: "Pat, I am not trying to control this man. I don't wanna control him, I just want him to do what I say."

Angela: "Bartendeeerrr! Can I get a few shots over here??!!"

Troy [to Mike]: "Let me tell you something, man. I'm not the kind of cat that's gonna sit here and act like I like you, cause I don't. Matter of fact, I don't even like the fact that you're here. But since you are here, do yourself a favor-sit there, nurse your little fruit juice and leave me and mine the hell alone. Cool? Alright? Got that? Appreciate it."

Angela: "You know what, let me find out you messin' with some chick."
Marcus: "Look, I'm not talkin' to you about this anymore, because you're crazy."

Sheila: "Baby, the hardest thing in the world is to have a good man when you had a bad one."
Troy: "I think it's harder to have a good woman after she's had a bad man."

Sheila [to Mike]: "You are my past, and there ain't no future in it, okay?"

Angela [after an unexpected white powder covers her while on the beach]: "Did the voodoo king and queen drop chicken dust in my hair?"

Angela: "What the hell are you looking at?"
Man in Restaurant: "Is that you on Sport's Shuffle?"
Angela: "You know what, shuffle that food down your fat ass throat and leave me the hell alone, ok, and mind your business. Shuffle that."

Angela [to Sheila]: "What is this, an intervention?"

Terry: "Fourteen years you've been with this woman. There's gotta be something in them 14 years, somewhere, that's worth fighting for. This is not cool."
Gavin: "You can only fight with a person when they're willing to get in the ring with you. She doesn't love me anymore."
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