Star Trek cologne is nothing new. Genki Wear has been selling Tiberius, Pon Farr, and Red Shirt colognes for a while now. But I'm willing to be a month's worth of holodeck credits that those three eau de toilettes pale in comparison to the soon-to-be-released Shirtless Kirk Cologne For Men.

I swear this isn't an April Fool's joke. (Anyone who has seen Slaughter High knows that April Fool's Day ends at noon). You can pre-order bottles of the galaxy's finest-named cologne for $24 over at Urban Collector. Sadly, they won't ship until this summer. You can spend the time between now and then trying to figure out exactly what Shirtless Kirk will smell like.

There's a picture of the Shirtless Kirk cologne box after the jump. And yes: it's just as amazing as you'd expect. Set phasers to stunning indeed!