Here are some of the funniest quotes from 'Meet the Fockers': The hilarity continues in the sequel to 'Meet the Parents' as the loud and obnoxious Fockers meet the conventional Brynes for the first time in - 'Meet the Fockers'. Now Greg Focker (Ben Stiller) must try to keep a secret that threatens to dismantle his fiancé's father, Jack Byrnes (Robert De Niro). In addition, the conservative ex-CIA agent Jack Byrnes (Robert De Niro) and his wife Dina Byrnes (Blythe Danner) are forced to play nice with Greg's sex therapist mother Roz Focker (Barbara Streisand) and his outspoken father Bernie Focker (Dustin Hoffman).
Here are some of the funniest quotes from 'Meet the Fockers':
Pam: "This weekend is going to be fun, and your parents are great."
Greg: "They're great in small doses."
Bernie: "Dina, you and I will take on Jack and Roz. Come on Jack, it'll be fun. We'll swap wives."
Bernie: "Can you believe I fathered him with just one testicle? Imagine how he would have turned out if I had had two."
Jack: "I'm not so sure this wedding is such a good idea. I don't like what I'm seeing from these Fockers."
[after tackling Roz while playing football]
Bernie: "Remember the time in the park?"
Bernie: "Do you want me to be macho wacho?"
Greg: "Dad, have I ever said the words macho wacho to you?"
Greg: "Mom, I'm truly not comfortable having this conversation with you. I've been telling you that since I was eleven."
Roz: "I'm wondering why you run around with a rubber boob strapped to your chest."
Roz: "You're avoiding confusion by strapping a boob on a man?"
Greg: "Look, Little Jack was crying so I picked him up and gave him some hugs. Then I went into the kitchen to answer the phone and when I came back, he had let himself out of the playpen, put on Scarface, and glued his hands to the rum bottle. Okay? That's it?"
Jack: "Ok we can play three on two, but we'll need someone to be official quarterback."
Bernie: "Gay goes both ways."
Jack: "Oh, I'll bet he does."
Pam: "No! After next month, I am going to be Pamela Martha Focker. I...I know how that sounds, but I don't care!"
Roz: "Yeah, and now it's up to 50 Fockers."
Jack: "50 Fockers. What could be better?"
Greg: "What's the sign for sour milk, 'cause this tastes a little...funky."
Jack: "That's because that's from Debbie's left breast, Greg."
Bernie: "You fockerized them!"
Bernie: "I'm gonna fockerize you!"
Bernie: "You're going down Byrnsie Boy! I'm gonna rearrange your bouquet!"
[holding up a card of a female nurse while Little Jack is laughing]
Jack: "Sorry Greg. It only comes in one gender."
Little Jack (Spencer Pickren): "Ass'ole!"
Greg: "No! Oh no, you don't wanna say that word, cause that's a bad word!"
Little Jack: "Ass'ole!"
Funny Clip from 'Meet the Fockers' - Little Jack