Do you know the Hamburger Bed Girl? Sure you do. She's an internet sensation. I prefer to refer to her by her new monniker, though, the Millenium Falcon Bed Girl. That's infinitely cooler. Over the last few months, Kayla and I have been locking horns in our crudely executed videos, debating the merits of various horror flicks both classic and . . . less classic. Sure, posting this is a bit self-serving. Why? 'Cause that's me. I'm the one on the left in the video, the less cute one. Yes, I may be a bit intoxicated. Yes, I'm certainly obnoxious, but mock away, internet mongrels. That's what it's there for.
Before you show up at my door with your torches and your pitchforks, ready to skewer and burn me for my heresy, let me be clear. I love Night of the Creeps. I love it. Fred Dekker's flick is one of the best horror films of the 80's. But, had Kayla and I sat around mutually singing it's praises for 5 minutes, it wouldn't have been much of a debate. Besides, what's more entertaining than horror nerds arguing, right? Right??