This one isn't for your Twi-hards out there. This is for all of you who rant about vampires who sparkle; who loathe every over-saturated bit of Twilight news and fandom. Who think vampires shouldn't have loving families and designer clothes, who would never dare go to high school unless it was part of the hunt. Those of you who love bats with sharp teeth who can never go out in the day.

If you were gonna send an old-school vampire after Edward Cullen and beat him up, who would you choose? Would it be the old Vlad the Impaler Dracula himself? A Lost Boy or two? Maybe the fiendish loverboy Lestat? Or even the other teen vamp heart-throb Stefan?

Or, how about The Count? You know, not Dracula, but the vampire who finds 1, 2, 3 ways to bring a Cullen down! "poopbear" over at DeviantART recently created the ultimate showdown where Edward is brought "Down for the Count" by Sesame Street's counting vampire. I can't decide if it only takes 1 ... 1 punch to knock him out, or if The Count preserves some of his strength to give 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 punches to knock the sparkles out. Check out the whole piece after the jump.


Down for the Count by ~poopbear on deviantART

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