If you were gonna send an old-school vampire after Edward Cullen and beat him up, who would you choose? Would it be the old Vlad the Impaler Dracula himself? A Lost Boy or two? Maybe the fiendish loverboy Lestat? Or even the other teen vamp heart-throb Stefan?
Or, how about The Count? You know, not Dracula, but the vampire who finds 1, 2, 3 ways to bring a Cullen down! "poopbear" over at DeviantART recently created the ultimate showdown where Edward is brought "Down for the Count" by Sesame Street's counting vampire. I can't decide if it only takes 1 ... 1 punch to knock him out, or if The Count preserves some of his strength to give 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 punches to knock the sparkles out. Check out the whole piece after the jump.
Down for the Count by ~poopbear on deviantART
[via Boing Boing]