Introducing the Twilight Saga "manllow" - half-man, half-pillow. I'm not feeling brave enough to get the Twilight fans all stirred up today, but can't they even admit these are just the teensiest bit creepy? And I don't mean in a vampire and werewolf way ("HE'S NOT A WEREWOLF! HE"S A SHAPESHIFTER!"...I know). I mean in an OMG-what-the-hell-is-that-giraffe-necked-THING-doing-in-your-bed kind of way.
Manllow's Etsy store says they're "helping the lonely women of the world, one manllow at a time." I'm not making fun. I'm patiently waiting for my Ashley Greene and Bryce Dallas Howard womanllows. My lonely nights are OVER, folks.
(via Worst Previews)