It wasn't long before the book was made into a short film full of Canadian talent. Bruce McDonald directed and co-wrote with Don McKellar, who also starred alongside oft-collaborator Tracy Wright, with the whole thing edited by Leslie, My Name is Evil helmer Reginald Harkema. Tracy and Don meet just before the elimination dance begins, and on the floor, they dance along happily while others get shoo'd off for mistaking a penis for a loaf of bread, losing a urine sample in the mail, going to court to be a character witness for a dog -- you get the idea.
It's ridiculous in that Saddest Music in the World sort of way, and the perfect diversion during the Wednesday slump. Hit the jump to watch the short for yourself and beware: It's NSFW with brief nudity.