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Tinto BrassExciting news for fans of the third dimension and pornographic movies as the two are set to be thrust together (sorry about that).

Yup, it looks like Avatar won't be the only 'blue' movie in town as THR have broken the news that infamous smut peddler Tinto Brass is getting ready to provocatively straddle the director's chair and whisper 'action' in a husky tone on what he describes as the world's first ever 3D pornographic production.

Brass plans to "revisit an abandoned project about a Roman emperor that was ruined by Americans, and go from there," something which sounds distinctly like a revisiting of his notorious 1979 film Caligula, made in collaboration with author Gore Vidal. Ironically Brass was upset at the time due to hardcore sex scenes being inserted (matron! etc...) without his knowledge.

Although, at this point, we feel duty bound to inform Tinto that this may not be a first in the world of 3D as the 1970's softcore epic, The Stewardess, is thought to actually be the first film to suggestively stroke this dimension's arm and ask it back for 'coffee'.

With the news that George Lucas is thinking about re-releasing all the Star Wars films in 3D, could we be looking at a retrospective 3D orgy? Tinto Brass has a back catalogue of notable films crying out for a revamp including sensitively titled cult classics such as 'Do it!' and 'Cheeky'.

Filming is set to start this Summer in what will be the first 3D production to be filmed in Italy.