The Slinky. The blender. Cheese Whiz. Some ideas are so simple, yet genius, you are shocked that no one had thought of it earlier. Add to that list the Morgan Freeman Chain of Command. The Slinky. The blender. Cheese Whiz. Some ideas are so simple, yet genius, you are shocked that no one had thought of it earlier. Add to that list this nugget found on image site KuvatON.com:



Now, it would be a cinematic feat of legend proportion if we ever found out that Morgan Freeman's entire career was based upon filling in this flow chart to hit every level of the social and occupational strata. We can see it now: 'Bonfire of the Vanities' director Brian De Palma approaches Freeman for a juicy role in the movie that's destined to be a massive success, to which Freeman goes back to his trailer, consults his chart and returns saying, "I need to play a judge."

What we love about this is not only how dead-on accurate it is, but how it spans Freeman's entire career, warts and all. I don't even think Freeman remembers being in 'Street Smart' or 'Dreamcatcher,' but clearly, at least one person does. Now if someone can just tell us what's going on with his eyebrows in that 'Dreamcatcher' pic, we'll have all the riddles of the universe revealed.


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